trump tired

You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017

Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

by MotherSally June 28, 2017

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

Sleepy tired Mad

Me rn

I Sleepy Tired Mad

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

I'm dang tired

Your very tired and instead of d*mn you said dang, because we don't curse

I'm dang tired

by Seriously no March 19, 2021

Frank Walker from National Tiles...................

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.

Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................

by Grevoble May 18, 2021

i'm so tired

A phrase that Jeff says to express his lack of rest

Aaron: What's new?
Jeff: I'm so tiiiiiiiirred!

by ohyeahbabywoo March 5, 2005