cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

Carrot Thistle

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

thurston moore

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

by julie October 14, 2003

Thirty Sixes

Refers to a kilo of cocaine - contains roughly 36 ounces.

I got them thirty sixes and I'm not talking about the rims - if you're hustling for real then you know what I mean.

by tacoX August 24, 2008

three thirtyitis

Lapse's in concentration that usually occur in the afternoon - typically 3.30pm. These lapse's in concentration typically occur because you are hungry.
It is a very common and popular expression in New Zealand and Australia.

The Continental Cup brand (soup) has produced many ads showing the consequences of three thirtyistis

I have three thirtyitis so I am taking a break (from work)

by charlene_nz October 22, 2009

Thirty Helens Agree

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.

Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."

by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010

thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.

Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."

by whitegoose May 30, 2014