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Stinky-wobbly

a period of intoxication where:

a.) You're not so drunk that you've passed out, but drank enough that your not really awake either.

b.) You're not so drunk that you've lost all control of your bodily functions and fluids... yet drunk enough that you do not remain in FULL control either... slippage and or spritzing / dripping may have occured without your knowlege.

c.) Your sober enough to have not fallen down and passed out yet, but way too drunk to actually stand upright, walk, or run.. you find yourself in a constant state of movement where as your head; lead by your upper torso sways forward, back, left and right.... your feet always moving to try and stay below your body.

d.) Do you remember a few beers ago when you went to the restroom and had trouble relieving yourself? Do you remember during your last beer you had to go again but couldn't be bothered to actually go the restroom and fumble around with zippers and buttons? Do you notice a warm or wet sensation in the back of your pants or pant leg? If yes... your now exactly one half of sinky-wobbly
- My friend and I went to the bar last night, he got sh*t faced and silly, I got stinky-wobbly, we both drank a lot!
by AffinityX July 30, 2008
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Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!
"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"
by McCartneyChalamet February 4, 2024
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blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
by Kill_Billdogg March 22, 2005
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Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin
We were in the back of the truck and she gave me a gobble wobble
by juanmoretimeyess October 2, 2021
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dick wobble

a wiggle in your dick that sets off a chain of reactions that results in a dick blow
that girl made my dick wobble, i don't know what is going on bro. i have two hands and i don't think it's in it.
by bosskid3000 May 8, 2020
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Wibble Wobble

Friend 1: Hey bro ya wanna go wibble wobble

Friend 2: Always my boy
by anonymous April 12, 2022
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wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind
1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017
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