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sesh wizard

Sesh wizards are essentially Gods of sessions. They have progressed from passing round a single joint to taking stronger drugs such as heroin, and are always looking to rope in some unknowing people further down the sesh hierarchy into their illegal business. They are usually the leaders of the session as they are so experienced, sometimes abandoning parts of their life to further their addiction.

We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.
Person 1- Dude, there's a group of junkies taking heroin behind that dumpster!
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.
by Communizm April 4, 2017
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Wizard of Oz

The most watched movie of all time. "The Wizard of Oz", released in 1939, is one of the most enduring family films of all time. It's a must see movie for all ages. It is a film that should be on everyone's bucket list, even though it's highly unlikely there is anyone over the age of 1 yr old that hasn't seen this amazing movie.
Linda may be possibly the only person to not have seen the film "The Wizard of Oz". Good Lord!!
by Siskel/Ebert July 1, 2023
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deaf wizard

When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.
Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.
by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020
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kickin wizard

A word used to describe something that is dope/cool or awesome.
The sex in the hot tub was kickin wizard
by ja<K December 1, 2020
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crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand
"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"
by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015
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Wizard Poop

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.
Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!
by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013
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Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.
Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.
by Mgoo February 14, 2022
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