weekend warrior

(Noun) One who has obligations during the week, i.e. job or school etc., but he/she enjoys being belligerently drunk and high all weekend to the extent of passing or blacking out. These people are notorious for staying up until sunrise and wearing the same clothes into the next day. They only qualify if he/she parties on all nights of the weekend - no days off - This requires much will power and obedience to binge drinking and smoking. However these people are not only limited to partying on weekends, weekdays are acceptable too.
After thirty games of beer pong (ruit), smoking six blunts, and getting some skins over the course of the weekend, the sun started to come up early sunday morning and Max established his weekend warrior status.
by Cooper July 14, 2006
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Ink Warrior

When A Man Gets A Tough Guy Tattoo That He Believes Will Gives Him Instant Pseudo SEAL Status. Some Of The Following Favorite Tattoos Of These 'Ink Warriors' Include: Tribal Tattoos, Barbed Wire, Skulls, And Intimidating Words Like Live/Die Tattooed On Knuckles Of Right/Left Hand.

Granted, A Lot Of Truly Tough Guys, (Who You Wouldn't Want To Meet In The Darkest Alley), Do Wear There Tats Proudly.

However The Humor Appears When A Man That's of Medium Or Small Build (Or Of A Totally Un-Intimidating Stature, Walks Around Like The Tattoos Will Fight His Battle For Him.

This Is Truly A Pathetic Sight To Behold, (Or Extremely Funny Depending On How You Look At It). Some Of The Best Places To Meet An Ink Warrior Include, Clubs, Concerts, Amusement Parks, And The Best Places Of All, Public Beaches. All Places (That Unfortunately) Are Where The Real Tough Guys Hangout) And All Places That The Ink Warrior Will Get His Ass Beat To A Bloody Pulp Should He Engage In A Fight With A Real Tough Guy.
After Watching His Favorite Fighter Show And Putting On Some Muscle, Eric Went To The Tattoo Shop And Got A Tribal Tattoo. It Hurt A Lot, Especially When The Needle Went Underneath His Bicep, But He Was Truly An Ink Warrior Now!
by Cybernetic October 29, 2009
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domeless warrior

A man who has sex without a condom. It is derived from the word "dome" which is a slang term used for condom. Hence, domeless means "without condom." Warrior is self-explanatory.
Last night, Tommy had sex with that slut without using a condom. He's quite the domeless warrior.
by Phil Agap August 27, 2006
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Humble Warrior

(1) A yoga position that is very difficult to accomplish correctly. Starting in warrior one clasp your hands behind your back and reach your hands toward the sky. Then lean forward and round your back.

(2) A person who cares about the well being of all equally; yet it may not always appear this way. That is because in serving all beings a humble warrior must look after their own well being first. After taking care of themselves a humble warrior will look after all those individuals closest to them. Then with a solid foundation strengthened and stabilized, a humble warrior will set out on missions to free other unrelated beings from suffering.
(1) I knew a Samurai who was a humble warrior. He was a master swordsman but chose to keep his sword sheathed during the vast majority of battles.
by HumbleWarrior December 21, 2018
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Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.
by TheMissins11inches August 05, 2011
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downhill warrior

A runner who struggles on uphill terrain an even flat terrain, but sprints at high speeds upon hitting a downhill area. Downhill warriors are generally looked down upon by coaches and other runners, and it is customary to chant "Downhill warriors!" followed by five claps upon getting passed by one. As downhill sprinting can be tough on the joints, the practice is also medically discouraged.
I got passed by a downhill warrior on the first slope, but wound up passing him once he slwed down at the bottom.
by Teh Rote July 12, 2008
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Ip Warrior

Someone who plays video games that grabs the ip of people who have arguments with them. Usually uses their ip as some sort of scare tactic.
John: "Stop camping you fat retard"
Jake: "Is ________ your address?"
John: "Oh shut up you ip warrior"
by OTF Flocka October 06, 2020
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