wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016

Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

starfish buddies

Starfish buddies: two people who enjoy the action of "starfishing," which is the act of wrapping ones limbs around another's head (all limbs being above the shoulders). The starfished buddy often then stands up to enjoy the starfishing. Achieving this optimum starfishing position is similar to how one would get onto the shoulders of another, except from the front.

Pete and Tori were starfish buddies, taking turns star fishing each other's heads.

by ronaldnlucy May 30, 2014

Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

red starfish

The aftershock of a massive dinner of Mexican food

"How are you after margaritas last night?"

"Aw, dude, red starfish."

by _jimmiesrustled February 22, 2014

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

Panama starfish

when a man is having doggy style sex with a women and flicks her butt hole till her hemorrhoids flare up then inserts his penis

man thought she wanted to go easy last night but she made me give her a Panama starfish

by dubyah19 August 20, 2020