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Old man baby

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.
by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019
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Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022
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old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
by TerableT May 20, 2023
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Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
by Young jukes May 22, 2019
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old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021
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