An anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.
A man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. He tells his wife about his strange dream. She ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (This is an example of a non-joke)
by tahutoa June 10, 2016
Get the non-joke mug.Where someone loses their innocence and is very sexual active as well as wanting now that they have been exposed to the real world they see things in new lights and new ways bringing forth this non innocence
"Ashley used to be a saintly and innocent girl but ever since she got some dick she is now non innocent"
by Pseudoman1969 August 31, 2017
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Examples of legends are Kirsty, Ali Baba, the Fountain of Youth, Paul Bunyan, Kraken, Atlantis, the Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot. Some legends are stories about real people; others are not. Odysseus and Robin Hood for example may have been real but most the stories about them are definitely fiction.
Examples of Non legends are Max, Hitler, Donald Trump & Tom Cruise.
Examples of legends are Kirsty, Ali Baba, the Fountain of Youth, Paul Bunyan, Kraken, Atlantis, the Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot. Some legends are stories about real people; others are not. Odysseus and Robin Hood for example may have been real but most the stories about them are definitely fiction.
Examples of Non legends are Max, Hitler, Donald Trump & Tom Cruise.
by Loch-Ness_monster February 7, 2021
Get the Non Legend mug.Noun. An individual who possesses a cavalier attitude about most things in his/her life; particularly while dating. Furthermore, this person thrives in ambiguity and is extremely unwilling to give time or energy towards another. They usually are skilled at saying the right things but doesn't necessarily do them; fails to materialize and commit. In other words , he/she "talks the talk" about co-habitating, but it never goes further. At the end of the day, people like this are a menace to society and are a huge waste of time! Set their asses free and move on to someone who has their shit together! They need to grow the hell up!!!
"When I asked if he was talking to anyone else on a dating app , I received a half-ass response that involved him not wanting to commit to anybody". Ugghh, just go on Tinder then! Why is your ass even on a dating app? What a tool"!
" We've been together for 2 years, kinda wondering what the next step is? We've talked about moving in, but when? Wtf! I think I' getting played" Tired of this non-committer!!!!!!!
" We've been together for 2 years, kinda wondering what the next step is? We've talked about moving in, but when? Wtf! I think I' getting played" Tired of this non-committer!!!!!!!
by Cappy C January 23, 2023
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Raiders: We don’t give a #$&*
Raiders: We don’t give a #$&*
by Oder destroyer December 28, 2020
Get the non-nsfw mug.Het is dat trekkende gevoel dat je hebt wanneer je des ochtends niet je bed uit kan komen. Of als jij niet kan opstaan van de bank.
Ik lag op de bank terwijl ik eigenlijk moest werken, wanneer ik wou opstaan kreeg ik een spontane non-aut.
by Minas DanJo November 2, 2016
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