Kardashian

A really rich dog!

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!

by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024

The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.

The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.

by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019

Kim Kardashian

A synonym of “I don’t give a flying fuck about what minor thing just happened”

“Hey, did you see that Brittany got a new phone but didn’t add Josh back on her contacts list?”
“Kim Kardashian”

by Cash_MNY December 9, 2020

Kardashian Syndrome

Hoping that fame, greatness and success will magically occur without the inconvenience of hard work and dedication. This is a deep mental instability that occurs in many young people these days.

A typical conversation between two individuals with a deep rooted kardashian syndrome.

Eric: What are your plans for the future?

Tom: I don't know, I'll just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, hoping that the universe will magically give me everything I want without doing anything.

Eric: Sweet! I Don't have any goals or aspirations for the future either!

*high fives*

by Archetypalknight June 10, 2017

Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.

"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."

by otterpop206 December 14, 2013

Cookie Cutter Kardashian

When a girl or guy idolize the Kardashian’s so much that the end up looking like a cookie cutter version of them. There are millions of them out there. With fake lips, Butts and boobs. There make up is way over done, nothing about them is original or natural.

That girl is a cookie cutter kardashian, she’s copied everything they do. She looks like a clone aka cookie cutter version of the Kardashian’s.

by Cheekychic😝 December 16, 2018

kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

by theecomicguy July 7, 2017