Definition: A person that will make you laugh till you pee, stay by your side through good and bad, makes your issues his issues all without expecting or asking anything in return.
I didn’t think I could of gotten through a rough patch in my life but God sent me a Jeffrey Fernandez and now I am stress free
by Blessed by Jeff October 1, 2021
Get the Jeffrey Fernandezmug. American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
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It means a man who is sexually attractive or sexually successful with women.
It means a man who is sexually attractive or sexually successful with women.
by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023
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Get the Jeffreymug. The coolest dude around. Some say he has sold so much weed that he is now richer than andrew tate. Gangster Jeffrey has even more rizz tha giga chad.
by Vape king 69 March 9, 2023
Get the Gangster Jeffreymug. 1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.
2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
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