Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 21, 2023

meh, derp

Meh, derp means oh screw you i'm not gonna listen to your derpiness.

guy1 meh, derp
guy2 how mean of you!

guy1 just shut up derp
guy2 *cries in a corner*

by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019

Dire Derp

Failed at something, messed up.

I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.

by Kadish_W January 06, 2019

herpty derp

The act of failing epicly at something, especially when you forget exactly what the heck your doing in the wrong room of the house

Bob:"I just had a total herpty derp moment there."
Jim:"Wat?"
Bob:"I forgot what the hell I was doing there."
Jim:"oh."
Bob:"DERP"

by PatrickFails139 July 03, 2014

hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

sub derp

A term signifying the class distinction between derps.

Person 1: Man, Kyle just derped out hard!
Person 2: What sub derp did his derping fall under?

by Orson Kart(do you get it?) July 06, 2021

Derped out

When you make a really stupid mistake, or when you fall flat on your face.

Billy was derping out when he thought his lunchbox was his textbook.
John derped out after getting dizzy.
Matt's derping out!
Bob derped out!

by LAKottke June 10, 2020