Spicy Brown

The incredibly sexy, smart and loved combination of a ginger and a brunette. They are still technically gingers because of there lack of soul but are much friendlier and less annoying than true gingers. The other main difference between gingers and spicy browns is there lack of freckles.

Other definitions include a sexy Indian, crazy black person, or type of spicy mustard.
Julia Roberts is the best spicy brown actress in the world. She is way better than any ginger.

Hey man, check out that spicy brown. She could be the star in any of my Bollywood movies.

Yo dude. Stay away from that guy. he's a spicy brown.

Can I get some spicy brown mustard on my hot dog.
by Spicy Brown99 February 04, 2014
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Brown Pounds

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight
Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!
by gCats December 30, 2014
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Brown Breach

When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.
GUY1: did you hear about Rob

GUY2: no, why what happend?

GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths

GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/

GUY1: Nope :(
by ARMO XD October 02, 2011
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kwame brown

v. - to throw a frosted dessert, usually cake, in the face of an unsuspecting person for no apparent reason.

Derives from the January 13, 2007 incident in which Los Angeles Lakers' power forward/center Kwame Brown allegedly threw a fan's chocolate birthday cake in his face for no reason when walking down the streets of Hermosa Beach, CA.

Now a popular prank amongst college students.
"That guy is covered in frosting; he just got kwame brown-ed hard."

"Mike just kwame brown-ed te shit out of Trip with that Key Lime Pie."
by Mid-Day May 18, 2007
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dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown
by CatchRag December 10, 2013
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Brown Cappy

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.
DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.
by Unibomber June 11, 2004
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Turner Brown

Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.
Turner Brown:

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”

The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
by kam75xx December 02, 2018
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