A bizarre variation of English with frequent typos, blatantly improvised sentence structure, and overly used phrases such as "fight me/square up", "you know what?", and "sucks to suck".
Normal person: oh darn, I made a mistake. fox, can you help me?
Fox: huh, sucks to suck.
Normal person: have you ever tried not speaking in fox tongue
Fox: you know what? fight me.
Fox: huh, sucks to suck.
Normal person: have you ever tried not speaking in fox tongue
Fox: you know what? fight me.
by 2thicc2handle September 23, 2017
A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.
by The Cassanova November 09, 2018
you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?
by bbbig May 03, 2011
by Kirakasa February 02, 2009
When a girl is slurping on your peen and tries to talk dirty into a tongue twister but actually twists her tongue around the peen. The head of the peen acts as a stopper and it gets stuck at that point and is unable to come untied.
At dinner she tied the cherry stem into a knot, but after dinner she did the opposite with my peen and got herself into a tongue twister.
by Dr. Papanak October 19, 2020
The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.
A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…
I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…
I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…
by AfterDuskDriver January 11, 2023
Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
by shockin burt June 02, 2018