Broken toaster

A word to call your boyfriend to make him weirded out.

“Thank you my broken toaster.”

“You’re welcome purified fridge water.”

by li horan <3 November 14, 2021

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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster

Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”

by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022

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Austrian toaster

verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick

John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.

by bippy III September 2, 2013

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Piggie-toaster

When you put your toes(piggies) underneath something/someone to make them warm

S/o: why are you putting your cold toes under my butt?
Me: I need a piggie-toaster !

by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022

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Laggy Toaster

A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.

You have a Laggy Toaster.

by Rachelier April 18, 2018

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