polish sausage

1) a delectable treat.

2) a snack similar to a hot dog.
Girl 1) I heard you had some polish sausage.

Girl 2) yeah it was awesome!
by thepole15 March 12, 2014
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Polish dildo

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.
by Hawaiian Dicking January 26, 2010
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polish date

A date in which a girl goes out with a Polish-American guy with a muscular body and a huge dick.
Most girls who know what's good for them can't wait for a polish date.
by biggdawgg August 20, 2009
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Polish Creamscicle

The act of masterbating on a used tampon, and forcing it into your partners mouth. Used primarily in the 1970's, during the Cold War. Often compared to the Polish Fugescicle which involves shit instead of semen.
After the evening at the Opera, I took my date home and gave her a Polish Creamscicle
by Richard Whelchel November 04, 2007
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polish breakfast

cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way
after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast
by tony_homo December 23, 2010
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Polish Sunburn

To provide suction through the mouth upon the rear end of your partner resulting in a hickey (sunburn), then finishing up on their newly found "sunburn" (sunscreen lotion).

Upon finishing, you must slap the sunburn after the lotion is applied to receive the proper finale.
Hey man, I heard that bottom-bitch got a Polish Sunburn from you the other day from Mike?

Yeah, twas rather erotic.
by Weinerskeet March 12, 2010
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polish funhouse

To gather a group of 6 - 8 naked - eastern european men in a room that is no larger than 6 foot x 6 foot and is windowless. Occupants of said room then from a circle in which they are positioned one behind another. The aforementioned men then grip the nutsack of the man to their front (using right hand) and use left hand to collect fresh shit from their own poophole. The man who succumbs to the pain of nutsack squezzing first must then consume the shit of all others using only a bendy straw.
Igor and friends must have completed another polish funhouse.....his breath smelled like a piece of corn laden shit
by Asstard the Incredible April 18, 2011
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