thud missiles

rockets that go thud in the night. Has-bola shit's thud on middle-east

alieboba shot 70 thud missiles at high-faa most went thud. bay-rooties should put BC BUD in thud missiles then all be friends blow horn.

by itichie_nocanpo July 16, 2006

Super Duper Missile

A secret weapon that will be employed by the President of the United States as part of the new Space Force initiative that he claims can travel 17 times faster than our current form of space weaponry.

I was worried about our retaliation on China because of the coronavirus, but thanks to our new Super Duper Missile, President Trump has calmed my nerves once again.

by TheMowerofLawn May 17, 2020

Wax my missile

To masturbate oneself.

"Today I wax my missile!"
"Nice hobby. You gonna choke your chicken next?"
"Maybe."
(Sinfest.net online webcomic)

by Swinging Man July 29, 2009

Cuban Missile Crisis

When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.

Enrique pulled a "Cuban Missile Crisis" on her ass and she was stunned.

by hoe-low August 18, 2011

Land to Air Missile

When a man lies on his back and woman on top in reverse cowgirl. As he is coming, his rocks back into a bottoms up position shifting the women between his legs remaining insider her and then placing his feet on her ass cheeks and launching her into the TV that displays any news coverage of the war in Iraq.

Steve performed a land to air missile on Brittany when he launched her into the nightly news.

by flaming moe May 19, 2007

treat-seeking missile

A dog or pet that will go to almost any length for a snack, reward, or goodie, often to comical effect.

"Look at that dog of yours! She's sniffing out every piece of that cookie you dropped!"

"Yep; she's a treat-seeking missile."

by The Urban Husky November 29, 2010

Cuban Missile Crisis

When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.

Alex performed a Cuban missile crisis on his bitch last night, he's a sick fuck!

by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009