ink

Ink is the name of a very handsome, funny, talented, and usually gay man.

"Woah, you’re HOT ink!"

by kayden dick April 22, 2024

Zinc Ink

A horrific tattoo or rash that you discovered on your body after a long week of partying.

Did you see what Shayna woke up with? I think she got the zinc ink in Rogers truck.

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

ink candy

Ink slang for Tattoos. Candy as in an attractive female, usually young.

Did you see that hot Ink Candy in the green bikini down at the surf?

by demon369 September 18, 2013

Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.

" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"

by GenericJohn June 20, 2018

Inking

Jerking off your friend with one hand while getting a tattoo on the other.

Ethan came up to me with his pants down while i was getting my left hand tatted. So i started inking him with my right. Nothing Shameful about it!

by NotAsockPuppet March 25, 2024

INK SAMYUERU KUN

Gacha terrorist that makes gacha porn.

Ink Samyueru Kun is dangerous.

by AndreKakka October 24, 2020

When the photocopier runs out of ink

A remark made after a counterfeit or fake item, that was falsely being presented as an original, is exposed, typically due to the discovery of the original, followed by a visual comparison of the two. The phrase can also used without the appearance of the original item, in situations where the imitation item malfunctions or breaks in a manner that would not be seen in the original.

Guy #1: Did you see Doeshii's alligator album cover getting exposed for just being a copy of Shah's alligator album cover, with the only difference being she used an albino alligator?

Guy#2: Yes I saw! You know thats what happens when the photocopier runs out of ink!

by JesusChristsDad March 22, 2025