honk the boof

To perform sodomy. A Canadian way to refer to performing butt stuff

I hear Canadian soldiers are allowed to grow beards and honk the boof, unlike their U.S.A counterparts

by Hauntedleo June 20, 2023

double bobo honk

To honk on/suck two cocks/bobos at once!

Me and my buddy just got a double bobo honkin for 50 on Bankhead today:)

by wodie Dog Express April 10, 2011

Honking

Pomping yourself

Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!

by bigdickdavinci March 04, 2022

Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.

Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam June 01, 2022

Chatting Honk

A phrase used when someone is absolutely talking utter rubbish.

“You got absolutely wasted last night”
“Nah mate, I only had a few pints, you’re chatting honk”

by fartbumstinkypoo August 09, 2021

Honk out the back

When someone is doing the exact opposite of what they should be doing. Failing at something very easy.

Damn, she gave me attitude for no reason. That B really honk out the back.

by BeahBeah May 10, 2024

Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021