Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

Rainbow Flat

Something that is flat but isn't, usually a cycling route or event, yet not stupidly hilly.

Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!

Is it a hilly ride?
No, it's Rainbow flat!

by 1.4.theroad August 25, 2022

flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

flat earthers

people who have small brain

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart

by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019

Flat Schooler

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.

Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"

by dodia April 9, 2021

Flat Brimmer

Someone that's into "extreme" sports such as down hill mtn. biking, BMX, motocross or anything that you can get "rad" with. A flat brimmer will wear a ball cap with a flat brim with Oakley sunglasses and can usually be seen drinking a Monster Energy drink. A flat brimmer will think he or she is better than the rest and loves to pose for photographs.

Did you see that flat brimmer with the Fox jersey acting like a douche to those other riders?

by Surlybob March 16, 2015

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn't believe something if they see it right in front of them.

We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.

by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022