Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate

by cacnjrc January 6, 2019

Bate

Irish slang for tired (or shattered)

I'm sorry I'm bate!

Too bate for that shit now to be honest

by Hoegan October 27, 2020

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Jordan bates

A big black curry muncher.

You look like a Jordan bates.

by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024

meagan bates

The most outgoing funloveing person ever.
someone who will stand up for you,and never let you go.

someone who will never give up on what they love.
someone who has awsome hair and an amazing smile.
someone who has their ears streched,and blue eyes.
someone whos good at mending your heart with one look into your eyes. someone who is worth waiting for.

"meagan Bates is such an amazing person,i love her to death"

by dillonx November 2, 2011