Placeholder Text

Placeholder Text is when one is being used as a fake partner. Often being cheated on or is not good enough for their partner.

I can’t belive john is sydni’s Placeholder Text. She sent me nudes last night

by Thiccboi12349 May 8, 2018

Sparks, Texas

A small community in the eastside of El Paso, famous for its strip clubs and good weed

man i just went to "Sparks,Texas" first i went to pick up some weed and some liquor to pre-game before hitting up the strip clubs.

"Sparks, Texas" is cool place to be

by crazypete23 December 26, 2011

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

by gwiz September 11, 2008

Texas

The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.

Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.

The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.

"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome

by That's What we Call a clusterf July 1, 2011

Textation

A conversation/dialog with another individual via Text Messaging.

I was having a textation with my 18 year old daughter about her desire to get a tattoo.

by Kenn Edwards January 8, 2008

hail mary text

A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you

girl: He hasn't responded to me the past two weeks, but I'll send a hail mary text just to be sure

by Regina__Phalange December 5, 2016