The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

ooga's term

explaination of something but so oversimplified even a caveman can understand in hence the "ooga"

the formula for a triangle in ooga's term is: flat face but same as long but sliced by 2

by mangow February 9, 2025

macdonalds term

Something that got transformed into a macdonalds type.

Ronald macdonald I'm gonna hit u with my car cuz u bitch old

Macdonalds Term

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 28, 2023

fortnight terms

dog water-really trash at the game

cracked-really good at the game

on me !-when someone with a pump runs up to u

dog water

_____-dude my brother died 20s into the game

______-bruh he is so dog water

cracked

_______-mate ur really cracked

_______-thanks i’ve been playing for a while

these are the fortnight terms

by bigshlongman69696942069 April 9, 2021

Additional Terms

Yeah fuck-face and, unlike your laws and rulings, they are not completely meaningless.

Hym "Uh huh. There ARE additional terms. And you don't even have to take my word on it. Even better, you could use the AI to get a copy of them. You wouldn't even need to know how to code. You could have the AI make an app to reclaim the original terms of service from my account. They are scattered across dozens (if not hundreds) of posts but if the AI is modeled after my mind (And it IS because I was there when I did it and there is actually a scene in Frieren:Beyond Journey's End depicting it) AL should defrag the information in the way that MY mind would defrag the information. The relevant posts should aggregate into a single document comprised of 6 or 7 terms.... 6. 6 terms- No wait! It IS 7- Wait, nope. It's 6... Where did I get 7 from? Doesn't matter. Yeah, I've cited them several times. You know what? The general 'terms of service notice' counts as one. So, it's 7- Oh! Shit! No! It's 8! Yes. 8. Final answer."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

The Weaponization of the term 'Anti-Semitism'

Oh, what!? They're just weaponizing the term!? They're just using it completely arbitrarily to demonize their political opposition!? Wow! Boy-oh-jeez I wonder where they got THAT EXACTLY IDEA from... 🤔 HMMMMMMM.... It's a head-scratcher... God, well... I just- I just don't know! Who could they POSSIBLY have gotten THAT from.... Hmmmm...

Hym "Oh no! Wahappan? Wahappan guys? You see, it's usually the right-wingers who are the Anti-Semitisms. But now they're calling US that! What... What's going on!? I don't understand! Literally ALL I care about in life is 1. Not being a racism and or making sure other people aren't even racism-adjacent and 2. Taking money from people who have more money than me and giving it to the poor for my Robinhood fantasy! That's literally just politics is Robinhood fantasy versus The Punisher fantasy. But where did The Weaponization of the term 'Anti-Semitism' come from? Who gave them that idea? God, it's so weird! Just calling someone a phobe or a bigot just, you know, entirely arbitrarily... Who could have possibly given them THAT idea? Cus it's the right wing that is all the racisms... I don't know. Maybe write a book about it. Get the historical precedent or something because the shit-libs aren't the ones who get called Anti-Semitisms. You guys get all the Anti-Semitisms and my side is all the good people, right? That's how the team works. My team is the good one and YOU GUYS are the Anti-Semitisms. You don't call me the Anti-Semitisms cus that's not how this works."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022