tedaleded

To get it up the butt from a skinny white guy with a big cock. To get unwanted attention from a skinny white dude who wants to get big. Getting raped from a guy in Illinois. Someone who rapes people thinking he's Clark Kent.

Guy #1- Dude, my butt hurts!
Guy #2- Did you get tedaleded?
Guy #1- Shit how did you know?
Guy #2- Dude my mom got tedaleded once too. She couldn't walk for a week!

by afgmobster October 5, 2009

Teenage boy

A male 13-19 years old. Stereotyped by society as horny and dumb.

Teenage boys bad

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020

Teenagers.

The strangest moments of my life
Also: Song by My Chemical Romance

Teenagers. Are pieces of shit
Also Teenagers. Is A really good song by MCR

by Allhaillexi! October 2, 2023

Teenagism

(tEEn-age-jism) adj. In the three (3) years of Canadian Highschool and the four (4) years of American Highschool, there is a path, a way of life in which those who truly understand prevail beyong all measures. More common in males, this attitude, to say the least is to live for the moment. Every step, every day, every hour living Teenagism is never wasted. What you choose to do, what interests you, what mistakes you make and victories you succeed in, all fall into the path of your living. Nothing matters except what you put priority on, you function with out the fear of falling and live for the best moments. Teenagism itself is viewed differently by many people, but that is one the benefits of it. Teenagism bends for the person, the person does not bend for it. When following Teenagism, it surrounds you. Surrendering to the power of Teenagism lets you forget stress and worry, and is even scientifically proven to raise sexual prowess. Benefits are infinite should you choose to believe, and it's free to join! There are a few rules however, to follow Teenagism, one must be between the ages of 15 and 19, some exceptions based on maturity level can be made. To live teenagism, forget that others judge, live, and live. Most importantly, you must be crunk at minimum, bare minimum, two (2) or three (3) times a month. Ideally, between ten (10) and twenty (20) times.

Teenagism occurs in all these events.
Exs.
Ernie got drunk, fell down the stairs, got in a fight, had sex and woke up in India the next day.
Wallace spent his time writing emo poetry and telling people he cut himself.
Helga spent long nights with friends drink a cacao bean mix with close friends and two (2) cats.
Herald got so high each day, he usually only made it to 1 class a week and liked to spend time throwing rocks at cars.
Gertrude burnt down a Starbucks.

by I am Drunk July 11, 2006

teed

Fitshaced

Nick B is fuckin' teed.

by get in there April 24, 2003

Teedizzle

1. Protector of the weak, healer, granter of magic and source of love and peace.
2. She listens to the prayers of men and women seeking love and helps them when she can.
3. She generally appears as the most desirable woman in the Nine Realms. Often appearing unclothed to her followers, she is always described as the most beautiful of women.

This Teedizzle maiden, rides over battlefields on a winged horse, taking the souls of noble warriors killed in battle.

by The Bloody Dove October 1, 2008

Teenage Caveman

Cheesy, usually to describe any form of entertainment as being fecal material in a funny way, cheesy, and crappy.

Such as movies, books, songs, etc.

Flanders: Man that movie was so Teenage Caveman

Nerdy Kid with bad grades: NO space meat 217 was the best since Spy Kids 2

Flanders: Ughh I think I'll head out to northhill bakery and listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel

by lllarry February 4, 2010