Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.

Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?

by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008

Talking bush

A slang coined as a response to the twitter topic of "Gaga The Talking Bush." This slang refers to a vulva/vaginal lips. It has pubic hair that is either trimmed or not so trimmed. It just has to have pubic hair.

"please let me see your talking bush."
"ew no get away from me"

by Vkleptomaniac July 13, 2012

Tiger talk

an uncomfortable conversation between a man and his wife, or girlfriend, who is caught cheating with another person or multiple people. The angry talking to a man gets when his wife finds another girl's phone # on his cell phone

My wife gave me the Tiger talk after she found that Vegas cocktail waitress' phone # on my cell

by Wildcard007 December 10, 2009

Talking scary

When someone talks about you behind your back but when confronted gets scared and denies everything

Tia- “ayo bitch was you talking shit?”

Toad- “no? Where’d that come from. You’re like my best friend”

Tia- “hahaha this bitch talking scary”

by King kerchak September 12, 2019

Talk-Walker

A person who acts in order to conform to a stereotype.

1) You're only drinking chai because you think it's edgy... and because you're a talk-walker.

2) You talk-walker. As if learning Telegu had a purpose BESIDES making you look sophisticated.

3) Hi Bryan! How was your drive up?

by Also a talk-walker October 29, 2008

Talking Ben

Ben, Yes, No, Oh Ho Ho!

I love Talking Ben

by Benr57tiyou32p41o April 28, 2022

smooth talk

charming or flattering language, especially when used to persuade someone to do something.

Rum is smooth talking Grandma.

by The Tealess June 5, 2016