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Sideman Syndrome

This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.
"Oi Mike has sideman syndrome"
"yeah i know that twat is still a sideman even with other sidemen"
by "Mike has sideman syndrome" March 31, 2015
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Blue Car Syndrome

The act of seeing or hearing something and then suddenly seeing it everywhere.
You buy a blue car, and suddenly you notice blue cars everywhere. This is Blue Car Syndrome.
by Erik N May 22, 2006
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Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011
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stalker guilt syndrome

When you appear to be following someone by coincidence. And then you wonder if they think you are stalking them because you keep following them. Then you are unsure whether you actually are stalking them or not and begin to feel guilty.
Gary refuses to take the bus anymore, I think hes got stalker guilt syndrome!
by Abe The Awesome June 23, 2008
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SBTY Syndrome

Still Bigger Than You Syndrome.
A popular response when a friend comments on your muscular attributes.
Me: "I'm getting hella ripped, bro."
Friend: "Your tris are kind of lacking tho.."
Me: "I know, man...I have SBTY Syndrome."
Friend: "Whaaaaa?"
Me: "STILL BIGGER THAN YOU SYNDROME, BITCH."
by ReigelSwag December 19, 2013
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eighth grade syndrome

its when some kids you know suddenly tries to act cool like they are the main character of a show.but mostly its just childish delusions for example like when you see someone trying to act like a anime character then you know he or she has eighth grade syndrome.
student in the same class:Hi my name is steve what's yours?

eighth grade syndrome kid:Hello,i am the hero of this world ad i will defeat every evil i see.
by nav15 January 2, 2016
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Songholm Syndrome

A psychological phenomenon that results from absentmindedly listening to a bad song over and over again until you actually enjoy it.

See Stockholm Syndrome
John: P-p-p-poker face

Andrew: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

John: Sorry, man. My sister added Lady Gaga to our iTunes and I'm suffering from a serious case of Songholm Syndrome.
by neatokibitoduck January 17, 2010
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