Swankerbating

the art of pleasuring yourself by swanking till you achieve an orgasmic state.

"damn bruh I gotta swank this nut out".
I like swankerbating.

by lightskin karim July 5, 2015

Swanked

The act of one getting their penis pulled

Tom swanked Steve in the locker room, Steve was sore for weeks

by Bob Stealman April 12, 2016

Swansting

When the guy that you are dating tells your bestfriend that hes inlove with her.

-A guy dating you to get closer to your bestfriend.

Her boyfriend was swansting her, without her knowing.

by Swansting January 28, 2017

swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.

"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"

by Monocled General April 17, 2017

Sansed

You have been sansed when you're exposed to something Sans says

Guy1: Sans just told me Portal 2 stole from Metroid Prime

Guy2: You have been sansed

by Geosgaeno August 17, 2017

swagseller

guy who spends all his earnings on swag but has to return them to the store to make it through the month
because he a swagseller

ayo that boi pierre he just went back and sold hes J's he a swagseller

by swagseller May 9, 2018

Swanker

The sad soul of your life adding definitions

Keegan: Typing definitions on urban dictionary

Me: Keegan’s such a swanker

by AyeAye69YourMom September 12, 2018