Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

red sunshine

Waking up in the morning and eating a girl out while on her period.

Man 1:"bro why is your face so red"
Man 2:"I woke up to a red sunshine this morning"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

black sunshine

a term used for a once in a life time best friend

person 1: dude you’re like a ray of black sunshine to me

person 2: what do you mean

person 1: because black sunshine is once in a lifetime, and you’re my black sunshine

person 2: you’re my black sunshine too

by bodlen maker May 16, 2019

Mario Sunshine effect

When somebody is given a pressure washer or water based cleaning device, most will clean outside of their original scope due to the satisfaction of cleaning than any other motive

"I experienced the Mario Sunshine effect when my roomate let me use the pressure washer again. Yes the water bill is gonna be high but our house is clean!"

by MossDealer May 27, 2023

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

Sweat and Sunshine

Morning sex after taking a shower. Getting hot and sweaty during morning sex.

Damn Man you smell like sweat and Sunshine! You had that after shower sex huh??

by SinnersSaint13 August 20, 2019

Felix_scrunchie_sunshine

Felix_scrunchie_sunshine is a tiktoker, she uses she/her pronouns. She post many random things about kpop!

Omg you follow Felix_scrunchie_sunshine too?!

by No sana no life March 16, 2021