summer ting

A girl or a boy who date during the summer, normally breaking up after wards to go back home.

Girl:For you want to bring my boyfriend
Boy: Sure but only a summer ting I don't do long distance.

by Thomasbroo no.1 August 19, 2019

summer brauch

the most loyal friend you will ever have, if you leave her, she is going to move on from your life because she will only stick with the people that actually care for her. She is beautiful, hilarious, goofy, but insecure, she doesn’t think high about her self and truly does not think she is all that great, but she is! No matter what she is doing or where she is, if a friend needs help she will help them, no matter what. If you’re not friends with Summer Brauch, I feel bad for you. (The Summer Brauch that goes to NBMS)

Do you know Summer Brauch?

by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019

Summer Jacket

A phrase to refer to a person who hasn’t been circumcised or never will

“Nigga you got a tiny dick.”
“Man you just mad I don’t have a summer jacket.”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Look it up in urban dictionary.”

by ratmeatyt February 10, 2021

Summertwo

When your significant other takes an exceptionally long time, like a full season, to get ready or finish whatever they are doing.

Adding at least two hours to any given time.

"I'll meet you at the pub in a summertwo."

"It will take me at least 30 minutes and a summertwo."

by Mad the Madnificent June 16, 2022

beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010

Portland, Oregon 2010 = beginless summer

by KCPDX June 13, 2010

Mr Summerton

CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT.

Oh you have Mr Summerton he's such a CUNT

by Pissed off bald kid January 24, 2017

Norman summerton

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".

I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!

by Brain bird January 28, 2022