ou sucks

a universal constant that is true in all times and dimensions.

the only things that are certain in life are death, taxes, and that OU sucks.

by muzz333 October 17, 2005

sucks balls

An expression used when things are shitty to the extent that the situtation is analogous to the displeasure a heterosexual male would feel if he were to suckle upon the testicles of another man.

"I have to work late tonight, this sucks balls."

by Faulkner August 11, 2006

Suck and fuck

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.

It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck

by Easy airman March 29, 2019

suck shit

A term used when you gloat over another person's misfortune.

Friend: Damn, I just lost that $10 note.

Me: Suck shit.

or

Friend: I tried to ask out this hot chick, but she said no.

Me: Suck shit.

by 500%nigger November 28, 2010

suck factor

A part of something that brings down the overall enjoyment level of the whole.

- Making sure that my grammar is correct is gonna be a huge suck factor on this paper.

- I had a good time at the party last night, but the crowd was a huge suck factor.

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

Suck a tree

It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.

“John go suck a tree”

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017