Storming Normandy

Formulatiung a plan to acquire as many ladies as possible, by befriending them, followed by a siege of the sexual variety.

Jeremy: "Yo there's like 7 ladies I'm tryin to get with. So many choices!"
Alex: "Time to start Storming Normandy!"

by Jeremy The Tank Engine October 24, 2009

Stooking

When two people simultaneously masturbate while unknowingly thinking of each other.

"I totally spanked it while thinking about you last night."
"Oh my god, what time was that?"
"About...11:45"
"Weird, we were totally Stooking each other, cuz I was thinking of you while I rubbed one out!

by ThaDuke September 18, 2012

Stroking up

When you have a stroke

Hey man, Stalin died from stroking up

by dootmrskeltal March 20, 2019

Silk Stocking,Filled with shit

Flashy and good on the outside, but deep down the person is a prick

The girl was a Silk stocking,Filled with shit

by Richard Sharpe 95th March 27, 2015

swording

to enter a the female form with such vigour and ferocity it feels like shes been penetrated with a 3 foot long steel samurai

"oh my gosh, i pulled this beast of man who took me back to his place and gave me a swording i'll never forget!"

by peter bamford May 22, 2006

stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat

Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.

by xzybit April 25, 2007

Storking

to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.

"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple

by Jedi Peacekeeper December 2, 2005