A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.
So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!
by VILSON September 3, 2003
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complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness
After the Tucson shooting by Jared Loughner, Sarah Palin complained loudly about the issue being politicized (as her violent rhetoric was condemned by many after it occurred) while simultaneously referring to Loughner as left-leaning. By doing this she performed an Anchorage steamer.
by Mark Grayson January 21, 2011
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I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.
by Stefan December 2, 2003
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by Grat December 16, 2003
Get the cleavland steamer mug.The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.
Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
by Gav800 September 18, 2005
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