Stirring the beef

To Masturbate, Wank, Fap, "Rub one out", etc.

Stirring the beef means to Masturbate
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)

by BloodyOxyness March 29, 2015

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stirring tuna

The noise made by a manually stimulated vulva and/or vagina (wet).

"oh hey did you and that girl make out last night?"
"no"
"well i heard some stirring tuna"
"ok"

by NICHOLAS JAMES MCEVOY May 21, 2006

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Sterning

To bullshit ones way out of any given situation -- were said person would be in trouble or under pressure -- without any prior preparation or knowledge of what said person may say in his/her plead.

I forgot to hand in this huge essay for my English course, so i told my teacher i put it on her desk and she believed me and gave me an A. I am totally "Sterning" my way out of this one.

by foooswagga 10 October 27, 2012

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