Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.

by GeeLuver September 26, 2022

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

snarling heffalump

A angry creature that is found in the anus of adult human males. The snarling heffalump was first discovered when doctors probed dreamy bulls ass. The snarling heffalump is a fuzzy creature with a huge cock and big balls.

I was diagnosed with snarling heffalumps.

by THEREALPETER735 May 3, 2023

Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

Sparting

When sperm comes out of your anus after you fart after having anal sex

Last night me and my partner tried something new he put it in my ass and now this morning I can't stop sparting

by Queeffarting September 15, 2023

skertling

NOUN:
skert·ling
/skɜrtlɪŋ/ 🔊
a small, unexpected event, creature, occurrence, or emotion.
SIMILAR: whimsy, mischance, nnquimble.

"The skertling of a shooting star streaking across the night sky filled the children with wonder and excitement."

by therealbestfriend October 1, 2023

sparkling nigga

A nigga from planet 7BQF-Quintaxion with the power several niggas, with this power he/she has the power to turn any drink purple flavored to the human eye that person will look like they are lighting up or in other words sparkling

guys look in the sky its a sparkling nigga

by imdatperson November 8, 2023