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stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex
I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!
by LeFranc October 31, 2012
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Squash Pocket

I'm horny. I better find me a squash pocket to creampie.
by coxtroker April 2, 2009
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squashmangle

To teabag with such force to go faster than the speed of light and break the sound barrier, then ultimatly killing your opponent leaving no trace of evidence.
squashmangle or in other words squashmanglling is very very tiring and you need to est alot before tring this. Do not try this at home. Its better to use at school
by lukaza99 June 15, 2011
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Squishmeister

A girl which is real squishy and playful in appearance. When u look at her, you can't help but squish her cheeks and slap her buns.
Jermaine: Wow did you just see that piece of ass?
Terrence: She was a real squishmeister...
Jermaine: Let's go poke her!
by Tee man June 23, 2014
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Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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squishing your gummies

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.
by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017
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Squish head

1. One who has transformed his/her brain from a complex sensory-processing organ critical to life existence, to a mass of ill-functioning goo (squish) with excessive & unmoderated drug-use.
The term "squish head" appeared in the original Twin Peaks, S2 - E5; it was used to refer to the cocaine-running Renault brothers - who were from Canada - as "...glue-sniffing, squish heads...".
by DharmaPunk70 June 26, 2017
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