Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.

Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.

by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026

Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.

My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.

by Alkuna March 21, 2025

Intrusive Squirter

When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.

Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"

by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025

dirty squirter

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.

“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”

by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025

Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus

When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019

Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus

When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019

Rhode Island Squirters

A squeeze toy found at the Wilderness Resort for only $1.99. Not sexual in nature—how dare you!

Aw, shit! I was banging this chick and she totally got a load of Rhode Island Squirters (from the Wilderness Resort for $1.99 (this is not sexual in nature))!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025