Squidmingo

One in a million great guy, one of the real homies.

John Meyers is a real squidmingo

by SlumericanGampo March 15, 2024

smunking

the act of fucking a dead skunk

dude saw quite a few dead skunks lets go smunking

by i smote April 7, 2024

Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.

"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"

by Amitesher April 11, 2024

Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes

I did some squiding with your dad last night!

by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024

Sinking the Buick

When someone is driving and the other is performing oral sex on the driver, the orgasm is so intense it causes the driver to lose all control and crash the car.

"Yeah I was showing houses last weekend and on our way to the house I got road head so good, I drove into the lake when I came"

"Dude, that's wild! I remember my first time sinking the Buick with a girl!"

by Koch Gauhbler January 4, 2025

Skunking it

When one person lays in a fetal position. The other farts on their eyes and then ejaculates on the same spot.

So there I was. Skunking it.

I walked over to my friend and we started skunking it.

by bonefide February 9, 2025