squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

by CoopDaddy1919 January 08, 2018

squat sauce

Vaginal Juices when a women is arroused.

Man, after sex I had to use two towels to clean all her squat sauce off my fuck stick.

by ChrisRU October 27, 2005

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 18, 2004

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

Squatted trucks

A gay man who loves licking sausages

I like squatted trucks that means I’m gay

by June 20, 2022

Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

Drop a squat

To defecate, take a dump, shit.

Barry "Anyone in the bathroom upstairs, I gotta drop a squat."

by Neo June 15, 2003