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beard Squad

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"
We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
by thebah87 February 24, 2011
mugGet the beard Squadmug.

Squad Rape

When you are playing a Battle Royale game such as Surviv.io or Fortnite and your team gets destroyed mentally and physically in game.
*Team Dies* Dude we just got squad raped in the bum hole!
by Ashajwn9846 May 16, 2019
mugGet the Squad Rapemug.

Hoe squad

The girls in your school that act like bitches and are always so dramatic. They are popular for drama and dating a shit ton of boys. They are known for doing bad things, and always go to parties.
Oh there they go again, the hoe squad is vaping together

“The hoe squad is always skipping class
by Heeyyygirl April 21, 2018
mugGet the Hoe squadmug.

ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.
by ballsquad July 31, 2015
mugGet the ball squadmug.

the sussy squad

a group of people who want to suck someone’s toes
did you see the sussy squad? yeah they were sucking that persons toes again:(
by sussy gargamel July 20, 2021
mugGet the the sussy squadmug.

Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.
"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"
by Downingtown West January 2, 2009
mugGet the Schmuck Squadmug.

Aqua Squad

The team of elite masterminds who expertly crease, bend, tuck, gather, roll, pleat and fold carefully contorted large objects of mass liquidation that create tsunamis when correctly slid on. A true Aqua Squad can only be found deep within the reaches of D-Quad, led by a fearless Chosen One called Jeff by those who revere him.
The Aqua Squad obliterated it's competition, HIAD, in an intense race to finish building their fortresses.
by NightMike July 24, 2014
mugGet the Aqua Squadmug.

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