shwank'n pank

It's another way of signaling to your roommate that you want to whack off and for them to leave the room without actually having to explain it.

Yoo, I want to shwank'n pank, ya dig?

by schify September 11, 2007

shwanginism

a form of government that mandates all citizens to engage in scatology amongst their peers on a daily basis.

Shwang: You, the people, are hereby mandated to scat fuck on a daily basis.
RJ: Sweeeeeettt I love shit. Shwanginism is awesome.

by Shwangerrrrr April 22, 2009

g span

a person who will no longer have sex with virgins because they get too clingy.

did you bone her?
NO! she is a virgin, I'm a g span...

by r.j.g7 January 20, 2009

Spanch

Spicy Ranch

This chicken sandwich would taste so good with some spanch!

by Gigidy Gigidy Spanch June 7, 2011

sawanda

a low profile person who has to many friends to deal with

That's a sawanda, they have a lot of friends.

by Amanda Fernandez November 5, 2003

shwangled

to vomit whlie laughing at the same time.

i shwangled when i saw my friend shwangle.

by meatsauce ninja May 28, 2006

shwanky

the act of being a goober lover...
maldy in love with one whom is offically a goober

sean is shwanky for her..

by dannielle July 29, 2004