splut

1. When you fall on someone. Usually from a distance. Not to be confused with "going splat"

2. The noise made by an object falling into your slushie.

"Keith fell off the balcony and landed on Malcom with a splut"

"What did you put in there!? Don't lie! Don't lie! I heard it go 'splut'!"

by JesterMonkey June 1, 2004

splut

A female who pretends to be interested in competitive sports only to seem more appealing to men. Notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.

Sport+Slut=Splut

Spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.

That splut may not know what a TE is, but that jersey-dress does a great job of outlining hers. NOW IF SHE COULD ONLY SHUT THE HELL UP!

by w0rdchef August 5, 2011

sprutulo

An awesome word that sounds cool but means nothing. Its used when you are bored and feel like saying it.

I'm so bored. Let's Sprutulo!

by Teddygfan16 August 29, 2006

spouting toss

to talk absolute rubbish.usually while drunk.but serial toss-spouters are not rare.

'my nova might only have a one litre engine but i can get 200 mph out of it easy'
'will u ever quit spoutin toss dave?!'

by master of the hill colleges February 26, 2004

Shrut

Very fat and eats a lot of donuts and hot Cheetos. Highly obese.

Shrut is as big as a elephant

by John Porzingus February 6, 2020

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Scrutinous

Word used by East Coast, private-school educated dolts who believe they appear smart by using "big" words that almost sound correct, but clearly are not. See George W. Bush and "strategery" for examples.

How scrutinous are bagel buyers looking at the price of cream cheese as they summer on Martha's Vineyard?

by Rufus F. April 2, 2009