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spicy bean

looks like a jalapeño but it's really just a spicy bean
that isn;t a jalapeño, it's a spicy bean
by 28dontcare December 12, 2019
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Spiky66

weird human-alien hybrid scientists still don't understand what he is doing on earth.
he is also addicted to crystal meth.
do you know Spiky66? oh that weird alien from area 51? yes that one.
by dragonslayer106 January 6, 2020
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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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Spit

A rapper or emcee's way of saying, "Bust a rhyme."
by 5iNcoGNiTo June 13, 2004
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dick spit

the goo that is released from a guy's cock after he comes
Damn! I came a lot last night after fucking this ho Amanda. You should have seen the amount of dick spit I left all over her face.
by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011
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Spicy

The act of being rude, fistey, mean, and/or sarcastic toward someone for no apparent reason.

It can also be used to describe someone who is very goodlooking/attractive.
Kayla: Can you hold my spanish book for me real quick?
Leanne: No! Why are you always hassling me?
Kayla: No need to get spicy.

Laura: Wow, did you see Shalalala in the hallway today?
Leanne: Yeah i did! He was looking pretty spicy.
by LarryB Banker January 21, 2010
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spit shot

When a man or a lady finds him or herself with semen in his or her mouth, he or she spits it into a shot glass for another man or lady to take.
TRACY: SPIT SHOTS!!!!!!!
by SPIT SHOT April 27, 2011
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