Sparkling Spyder

To glaze ones face with semen followed by a handful of glitter.
art project!

Me: Hey Bob have to tried the sparkling spyder?
Bob: Hell Yeah! my mom loved my art project.

by Sparklingspyderpres May 8, 2011

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Spiraling Neanderthal

When you fuck a redhead on her period.

This chick I banged last night was the worst Spiraling Neanderthal I have ever done!

by KaneKewl November 4, 2011

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Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.

"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."

by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012

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Spermfinger

The state of having mixed residue of ejaculate and lotion that remains on the fingers following masturbation. Also, the residue itself.

After cumming, I had to wash my hands from having spermfinger.

by pmalone4 February 9, 2013

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Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.

Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."

by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013

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