spechide

spechide is one kind of noob who is trained by the legend god Shri Ravana.

a: i am taking education from the best teacher.
b: who is the teacher?
a: shri Ravana is my master
b: wow that makes you spechide. Hope you too get pru like your master.

by ravana69 February 25, 2022

speech therapy

Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.

I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.

by The Real Driller December 1, 2022

skercht

Bogue Chitto for the word scorched.

I got so drunk last weekend I feel in the bon fire and skercht my arm.

I drank my coffee so fast it skercht my tongue.

I hope that asteroid misses us so it don’t skerch the planet like it did during the dinosaurs days.

by Kraig January 25, 2023

Spench

Noun: a young, upper-class male who lacks defining traits. Like a chad, without anything interesting about him. Could also be reffered to as a beta/gamma male (compared with the alpha male).

Most of the guys who go to the gym in the morning are spenches.

The popular guys in school are surrounded by awestruck spenches.

by Undeniable_Pants February 27, 2023

post-speech amnesia

When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.

"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"

"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."

by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013

Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.

Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.

by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015

R Speech

When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect

White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!

by Another Guy That Is That Guy May 30, 2018