spanking the skunk guts

when a girl pushes her fingers in and out of her pussy and rubs the clit

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010

Sparkling Butthole

When a man ejaculates on and all around his lovers butthole, throws a handful of glitter over the sperm covered butthole and it then dries and sticks all over the butthole

When I saw the glitter in her bedroom, I knew she was all about the sparkling butthole.

by The Final Truth March 30, 2010

Verbal sparring

An argumentive debate. Having opposing views and debating.

Susan liked her boyfriend, who was not afraid to be a verbal sparring partner.

by Sabrinee August 9, 2018

sparkling clown

While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and toss it in her face.

Betty was amazed at how much her face looked like her sequined gown after her first 'sparkling clown'.

by zeyramos September 26, 2005

Sharking

The act of keeping yourself moving or busy in order to stay awake and alert when you're very tired: Just as a shark needs to keep moving to keep breathing, you need to keep moving to stay awake and alert - otherwise you would go quiet and start to droop and slouch as tiredness sets in. Thrashing onwards like a shark will fight off the tiredness.

"I've been sharking all day today. I'm so tired but it had to be done."

"I sharked for the entire day today! I really hope I can get to sleep earlier tonight...."

"Sharking is hard. I'm tired. Someone slap me, please."

by SharkingForTheWin January 27, 2014

sharking

A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.

A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.

by thelobotomist May 23, 2011