Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

Dackle Spackle

Methamphetamine

Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!

by ienjoysuckingmen January 20, 2022

Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spent’ penis

He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy

by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022

ball spackle

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.

Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.

by PuffyRI July 24, 2022