SMOOF

The substance which is used to fill balloons that makes them stick to the ceiling.

How are those balloons sticking to the ceiling? They are filled with Smoof

by DJ:BOTA September 2, 2006

smoof

The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.

That smoof smelled like ass.

by Zanzarella May 15, 2003

smoof

extremely Good Looking or really really really awesome or both basically

Kurt=Smoof
Sergdoes not equal smoof

by I wonder who.......... January 6, 2008

Scoofie

The dirty patch of flesh between one's balls and asshole.

I fell off the swing and bruised my scoofie.

by scoofienation May 26, 2010

SOOF

Abbreviation for the NJ Pop/Punk band Sharply Out of Focus. Hailing from the meadowlands area they hope to be one of the latest additions to the ever growing NJ music scene.

Guy/Girl 1: Hey did you check out that band SOOF last night?

Guy/Girl 2: Oh you mean Sharply Out of Focus? Yea they kicked major ass!

Guy/Girl 1: Yea, they were so awesome!

myspace.com/sharplyoutoffocus

by SharplyOutOfFocus November 8, 2010

skoofy

to steal massive amounts from dumbass stores usually done by people in Roselle Park. Sports Athority AKA Skoof Authority

John: Yo lets go to the store and skoofy some shoes.
Jim: Yea Skoof Authority is open.

by skittz April 19, 2007

Scoofy

1. When you want to keep any matter of business a secret, you fill in the part you want no one to know about with the word "scoofy".
2. A term used to talk about any drug.

1. Bro...she came over and said she wasn't down for the scoofy so I kicked her out.
2. Damn, im so high off that good scoofy!

by Yeez-Jesus May 24, 2014