North-Southing

The act of vigorously rubbing one's penis in an up and down fashion either between the breasts, or the buttocks, of a woman. This activity is often accompanied by cries of jubilation and triumph in order to further stimulate and encourage the woman to prepare herself for sexual congress.

"Man, I gave her such a solid north-southing last night. I ran those knockers right through."

"Dude, look how tight her ass is. Would love to give that an ole north-southing."

by The Brownhornet August 24, 2006

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

southington

Where herb's infultrate suburbia, such as John Sample.

John Sample is the biggest herb in the country and lives in southington, :(

by Jinx Da Juvy December 24, 2003

something awful

bad or badly

I'm craving chicken wings something awful.

by Amira Brady November 27, 2013

"I have to tell you something" moment

The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks

The classic "I have to tell you something" moment

Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.

Guy:hey how are you?

Girl:I have to tell you something.

Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?

Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...

by afroman473 July 23, 2009

To be tied up with something or someone

To be busy.

Example with "to be tied up with something or someone"

Doctor: Sorry you waited so long, Matt; I've been tied up all afternoon.

by nooneelsethanme November 28, 2009

something came in the mailtoday

used as a joke for deez nuts, also can be used a s a joke with friends.

something came in the mailtoday

DEEZ NUTZ hah... goteem

by 360N0Sc0pe February 25, 2017