by comedycircuit September 5, 2018
Get the Butterfly Soldiermug. The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016
Get the soldier candymug. An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.
Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers
Bob is a football soldier
Bob is a football soldier
by Sanctuum December 2, 2020
Get the Football soldiermug. "Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"
by MKat512 February 26, 2018
Get the soldier's joymug. by harry deepwood May 10, 2010
Get the grumpy soldiermug. by caca2137 August 29, 2023
Get the summer soldiermug. Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?
Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.
Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.
by GingerChrist420 June 19, 2016
Get the prostate soldiermug.