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Definitions by comedycircuit

A leftory is a person who wants the “benefits” of being left wing and right wing at the same time.

An inverted snob who bangs on about human rights and how unfair the world is, but when they are in a situation themselves where they have a healthy bank balance they then seek out ways to avoid tax to keep the cash.
Alan: Hey Lily, how unfair is it that all these tax payers are paying for all these people that don’t have a job, yet I do like keeping as much money away from the tax man as possible.

Lily: I know its rediculous isn’t it I’m going to be homeless for a week whilst my mansion sale goes through.

Alan: Lily you sound a bit like a leftory here.
Leftory by comedycircuit September 18, 2018

Butterfly Soldier 

A gorgeous blonde girl from Wrexham in the heart of North Wales, flapping about like a butterfly.
Did you see that butterfly soldier, shes loads better than a buffalo soldier.
Butterfly Soldier by comedycircuit September 5, 2018

Bumishment 

To have anal sex
Stacey rather enjoys having a bumishment session when she is half-cooked.
Bumishment by comedycircuit July 21, 2016