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by comedycircuit July 21, 2016
A leftory is a person who wants the “benefits” of being left wing and right wing at the same time.
An inverted snob who bangs on about human rights and how unfair the world is, but when they are in a situation themselves where they have a healthy bank balance they then seek out ways to avoid tax to keep the cash.
An inverted snob who bangs on about human rights and how unfair the world is, but when they are in a situation themselves where they have a healthy bank balance they then seek out ways to avoid tax to keep the cash.
Alan: Hey Lily, how unfair is it that all these tax payers are paying for all these people that don’t have a job, yet I do like keeping as much money away from the tax man as possible.
Lily: I know its rediculous isn’t it I’m going to be homeless for a week whilst my mansion sale goes through.
Alan: Lily you sound a bit like a leftory here.
Lily: I know its rediculous isn’t it I’m going to be homeless for a week whilst my mansion sale goes through.
Alan: Lily you sound a bit like a leftory here.
by comedycircuit September 18, 2018
by comedycircuit September 5, 2018