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King Salami

The one with THE BIGGEST COCK, The KING of the wang!
That dude from the Old School is the King Salami.
by stingraytat2 November 27, 2009
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folding salami

When a man tries to hide hides his penis in his own asshole.
Hey did you see Tom folding salami in the bathroom this morning?
by foldingsalami247 February 11, 2012
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Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
My slapped salami is so hard right now.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017
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Harami Salami

A way to jokingly say haram, not actually used to refer to haram salami.
A: “This has pork fat in it”
B: “harami salami”

A: “I haven’t prayed yet”
B: “you harami salami, go pray”
by titty master48 March 27, 2022
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Solarity

1. Referring to a person(s) feeling of solitude or of being alone*. 2. The feeling or emotion one experiences when completely alone* usually in a safe and/or natural environment.
*not in a state of being stranded, lost or exiled.
I enjoy the solarity of being home alone. The solarity of the desert is quite pleasing.
by mbracken1976 January 13, 2017
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soramimi

A Japanese word whose literal meaning is "fancy hearing." Usually, this word refers to musical lyrics that are misheard as nonsensical Japanese. The English equivalent of soramimi is mondagreen.
Many Flash movies, namely Animutations, use reversed soramimi to get lyrics that sound like nonsensical English.
by whatdoyoucare September 5, 2008
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hide-the-salami

a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.
Hide-the-salami

Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.

James: Sure dude.

Dennis: (smiles)

James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
by tash and georgy November 12, 2006
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